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SamFamAustin
08-25-2006, 11:57 PM
I now have half the surfers on South Padre Island worried to the max. I was joking around about dolphins and porpoises being a little sexually aggressive ... and them showed them the link to

http://www.drralph.net/PorpoiseSwim.html

I think things written here were pretty factual and doctor-like, which made them even more nervous. "Do you think bike shorts would help?" asked one girl surfer. Now I have a big problem because the local surfers are all wierded out and a big cyclone is headed into the Gulf, meaning the prospect of huge waves.

"Just don't go surfing nekked at night and I think you'll be alright" I said. It did not sound very convincing to them. How can I fix this situation? :eek:

Bo
08-30-2006, 10:18 AM
SamFam, I can't touch this one... even with a 10 pole!

DrRalph
08-30-2006, 10:25 AM
Sam, porpoises typically mate in September and October, so we're coming up on prime time...:eek:

SamFamAustin
08-30-2006, 12:33 PM
Oops, I intended this for the "Rant" forum where slightly racier content can be found ... no offense to the readers. Thanks for the note, too, DrRalph.

DrRalph
08-30-2006, 02:42 PM
Well, it's not really a "rant," I don't think this thread will hurt anyone's feelings. We're a little more relaxed than the AMB.