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Patti Puzo
08-21-2008, 09:25 AM
We received this in the mail yesterday afternoon. Guess Mark will have to rotate the B.A. containers.
Thanks Forum Friends Jeana and Scooter! We opened the box, looked at each other, and laughed so hard!:D
DaGoose
08-21-2008, 01:21 PM
Jeana told me that they found that B. A. glass at Dick's. Uh oh, I see another pattern here.

Hmmm, I think it has something to do with tank tops:eek:

Tina
Patti Puzo
08-21-2008, 01:52 PM
Jeana told me that they found that B. A. glass at Dick's. Uh oh, I see another pattern here.

Hmmm, I think it has something to do with tank tops:eek:

Tina

Just what we need, an excuse for another photo-op to make a fool out of ourselves.... Oh wait a minute, you obstained last year T! You were the level-headed forum fanatic! LOL!

I feel a Sammie pearl lurking in the shadows......:eek:
DaGoose
08-21-2008, 02:16 PM
Level headed, me? Wow, that's a first!

Oh yeah, we were pretty level headed here:
SamFamAustin
08-21-2008, 04:31 PM
Clearly, the names of the cays for Guana and Dickie's need to be reversed! :D
big ed
08-21-2008, 04:34 PM
There was nothing "level" about me in that picture!!!!
SamFamAustin
08-21-2008, 05:29 PM
There was nothing "level" about me in that picture!!!!

That's 'cause you were having to hold them ladies sorta upright, most likely! ;)
culp
08-21-2008, 10:13 PM
Oh good Patti! Glad it arrived in one piece! We thought it would even things out a bit.:D
DaGoose
08-22-2008, 12:24 AM
You guys, it looks like Big Ed is doing his best Sinatra impersonation, I'm going for the World's Oldest Cheerleader and Patti P is being nice, laughing and wondering when she can get away from us!

Tina
DaGoose
08-22-2008, 12:26 AM
Clearly, the names of the cays for Guana and Dickie's need to be reversed! :D

Patti, you were right! Sammie never disappoints:D

T
Patti Puzo
08-22-2008, 09:03 AM
We didn't spend enough time together! You all were so much fun.
June?
ReadytoEat
08-23-2008, 08:34 AM
:D
Patti Puzo
08-23-2008, 09:07 AM
Hey, THANKS ReadytoEat!!! I fly into New Orleans Thursday! I wonder if they sell mugs or glasses?:)
ReadytoEat
08-24-2008, 09:02 AM
609 Bourbon Street at Toulouse
New Orleans, LA
504-525-3406
HugeAssBeers.com
culp
08-24-2008, 10:37 AM
Okay Patti...'3' is considered a collection, so it looks like you're on your way to a fun collection of Big *** mugs/glasses/cups.;)
culp
08-24-2008, 10:38 AM
We can't say the 'A' word?

This is a test.....
Jack ***!:D
culp
08-24-2008, 10:39 AM
That's not a bad word!:confused:
DrRalph
08-24-2008, 11:22 AM
That's not a bad word!:confused:

The "A-word" is programmed into our word censor;) .
SamFamAustin
08-24-2008, 11:29 AM
Refined, discrete people use the word "Ess" which isn't detected by the word police automaton. Note it won't catch the Evil Word in a picture, though.

Sammie
Forum Jack-Ess
culp
08-24-2008, 11:35 AM
Ah-thank you kindly for that bit of info.
Yes, I did notice the photo made it thru the censor.
So there's more than one way to skin a ...forget it.;) But this could be fun.:D
Patti Puzo
08-24-2008, 11:37 AM
The "A-word" is programmed into our word censor;) .


Too bad, cause Dr. Ralph has kind of a nice ***...Right Bunny???:rolleyes:
culp
08-24-2008, 11:39 AM
What was that you're saying Patti? It was bleeped!
Doc's what?;)
Patti Puzo
08-24-2008, 11:45 AM
609 Bourbon Street at Toulouse
New Orleans, LA
504-525-3406
HugeAssBeers.com


Thanks RTE!!! I've googled it, and it's on the first days agenda. Now, when Mom gets off the plane, and we head to the French Quarter, when Dominic (my son) asks where I want to go first.... I can say 'The Big A$S Beer' place, and step on it! You know, come to think of it, he's got a lot of payback coming, and now that I've been through training at Nipper's.....:rolleyes: :eek: ;)
DrRalph
08-24-2008, 01:58 PM
Ah-thank you kindly for that bit of info.
Yes, I did notice the photo made it thru the censor.
So there's more than one way to skin a ...forget it.;) But this could be fun.:D

Very clever, the censor only catches text, not graphics, we have to manually delete them, which has, on occasion, gotten the poster banned:eek: (it has to be pretty bad).
SamFamAustin
08-24-2008, 02:12 PM
Gee, Doc, it's not like we're going to drop an F-bomb or something! :eek:
At least not like the infamous "Black T-Shirt." :D
I guess the term "B.A.M." is OK, right? :cool:
Do I detect some post-Fay grumps, sir? I got it wicked bad after Dolly. Take care,
sammie
DaGoose
08-24-2008, 02:50 PM
Very clever, the censor only catches text, not graphics, we have to manually delete them, which has, on occasion, gotten the poster banned:eek: (it has to be pretty bad).

Ah come on, Dr Ralph, do tell! I'm in the mood for some juicy gossip!

Tina
SamFamAustin
08-24-2008, 03:10 PM
Ah come on, Dr Ralph, do tell! I'm in the mood for some juicy gossip!

Tina

Maybe it's sorta like Patti's kersploding calf fries, Teener... :D
DaGoose
08-24-2008, 03:43 PM
Maybe it's sorta like Patti's kersploding calf fries, Teener... :D

Hey Sammie. worried about using the "B" word:rolleyes:

Well I'm not afraid...those would be calf balls!:D :eek:

Neener
Patti Puzo
08-24-2008, 05:41 PM
Maybe it's sorta like Patti's kersploding calf fries, Teener... :D

I think I'll add that factual account of flying balls to the 'Funnies', since I just typed it our for Teener. TRUE STORY, I'm afraid to say!
DrRalph
08-24-2008, 07:04 PM
Gee, Doc, it's not like we're going to drop an F-bomb or something! :eek:
At least not like the infamous "Black T-Shirt." :D
I guess the term "B.A.M." is OK, right? :cool:
Do I detect some post-Fay grumps, sir? I got it wicked bad after Dolly. Take care,
sammie

Well, you folks know we try to give you a free reign. But, there are times when a spammer or a newbie pushes the envelope, and yeah, we really don't want the F-word or its equivalent, or porn for that matter, on the Forum. I don't think we have that many teenagers or kids that visit us, but we'd like to keep the really ugly and harsh stuff off the site. You guys understand, you've been good, right?
culp
08-24-2008, 07:53 PM
Of course we've been good. All we really care about are B.A.Ms, flying balls, pink poles (doc!?);) , etc. I'm sure the others will add much more to the list of things that can't be censored.
ReadytoEat
08-25-2008, 09:56 AM
:D
SamFamAustin
08-25-2008, 10:12 AM
I agree, the B.A.M, is politically correct now. As to the calf balls, and conversing with our Rocky Mountain Oyster representative, here is a song I composed to the tune of 'Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head'

Calf balls keep fallin' on my head
And just like the guy whose feet are too big for his bed
Nothin' seems to fit
Those Calf balls are fallin' on my head, they keep fallin'

So I just did me some talkin' to the sun
And I said I didn't like the way he got things done
Sleepin' on the job
Those Calf balls are fallin' on my head, they keep fallin'

But there's one thing I know
The blues they send to meet me won't defeat me
It won't be long till happiness steps up to greet me

Calf balls keep fallin' on my head
But that doesn't mean my eyes will soon be turnin' red
Cryin's not for me
'Cause I'm never gonna stop the rain by complainin'
Because I'm free
Nothin's worryin' me